ONLY IN AMERICA
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ONLY IN AMERICA….MUST WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET CHRYSLER & GM GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN, LET CHRYSLER & GM GO BANKRUPT.
ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUB-PRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUB-PRIME LOANS. ......... THEN LAY OFF THE CEO's WITH GIANT SEVERANCE PACKAGES AND NATIONALIZE THE COMPANIES FOR THE TAX PAYERS TO PICK UP THE COST !!
ONLY IN AMERICA….A MAJOR CRISIS REQUIRES SWIFT ACTION TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN WAIT FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT TAKES THE TIME TO SIGN IT.
ONLY IN AMERICA…. CAN YOU BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL
ONLY IN AMERICA….THE CONGRESS CAN MAKE LAWS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW
ONLY IN AMERICA….WHERE YOUR VICE PRESIDENT DECLARES 'JOBS' A 3 LETTER WORD.
ONLY IN AMERICA...DOES THE MILITARY GET INVESTIGATED BY HOMELAND SECURITY AS POSSIBLE TERRORISTS, WHILE OUR BORDERS ARE WIDE OPEN.
ONLY IN AMERICA , CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND ON TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY!
ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE HAVE A TREASURY SECRETARY WHO FAILED TO PAY HIS TAXES.
ONLY IN AMERICA, CAN YOU BLAME OTHERS WHEN YOU DON'T PERFORM
ONLY IN AMERICA, ARE YOU ABLE TO HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN YOU DO LEGAL
ONLY IN AMERICA, CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENT WHEN YOU MISSED SCHOOL.
ONLY IN AMERICA, ARE YOU PUNISHED FOR GOOD PERFORMANCE AND HONORED FOR NON PERFORMANCE.

ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOU CALL LARGE CORPORATIONS EVIL, WHILE 99.9% OF AMERICANS WORK IN COMPANIES WITH LESS THAN 500 EMPLOYEES.

ONLY IN AMERICA, CAN CHRYSLER GET 10 BILLION IN AID FOR THEIR COMPANY OF 30,000 EMPLOYEES. I GUESS IT IS DIFFICULT TO RUN A COMPANY FOR $333,333 PER EMPLOYEE.

ONLY IN AMERICA….WE CARE ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THE NOSE, WHILE OUR ENEMIES AROUND THE WORLD ARE BEHEADING US AND BLOWING CROWDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE UP WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS.

ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOU SAY OTHER INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES WORK, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE TECHNIQUES ARE.

ONLY IN AMERICA…CAN YOU BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT A PROPER BIRTH CERTIFICATE

ONLY IN AMERICA, WHATEVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE BUSH'S FAULT

LASTLY, HOWEVER, IN AMERICA, YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK AS THE PRESIDENT WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER IS ON BECAUSE WITHOUT IT YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF SAYING THE WRONG THING !
ONLY IN AMERICA CAN THE TAXPAYERS GET HOSED BY SUCH CROOKS AS NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REED, BARNIE FRANK, CHRISTOPHER DODD AND THEN REELECT THEM !!!
DO ANY OF YOU "OLD TIMERS" MISS TRUMAN AND EISENHOWER ?????